Once upon a time....hmmmm noooooo, nooooo, noooooo...that's how you begin telling a fairy tale to a 3 year old. I think most of us has outgrown fairy tales, mee too. So, here's how I begin my story, in the "star wars" and "war of the worlds" style.
In a Galaxy far far away, some light years ago, Martian's satelite radar seemed to respond very well to shorter hem and lower cleavage. Martian transmitted a "roger" signal to Venusian, asking permission to land. Venusian pretended not to understand. Overload of stimuli for a night, she thinks.
Venusian kept to intelligent conversation and witty humor, avoid ship steering off course. Mission impossible, Martian got excited by intelligent conversation and witty humor. Martians think Venusian is a kinky and sexy being. Ooops, that was a wrong tactical move on Venusian's part. Aisey!
Martian's ship went off course and was heading towards the Black Hole despite Venusian's stern warning signal to get him to recover course and go back on track. Venusian swiftly implemented emergency course recovery measures, and led both ships home safely and out of any collision course. Phew!
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Hi Nel,
You will know if he is worth it if he respects yr rules/principles and accept you for who you are . Till then have fun woman and you deserve the best.
Thanks Anne for thinking I'm not a nerd for standing my ground on "no love and commitment, no sex".
I've been told I'm not "open minded" because of my principle. Hmmmm, really is being "open minded" means you're sexually available?
Perhaps those who think that, are the ones who are "closed minded" or have a "one track mind".
I think being an open minded person is understanding and accepting people as they are. Being open minded means you are not jugding people based on your own values, but theirs.
What do you think?
Dear Nel,
Forget Orang Minyak, coz he's never gonna leave his wife and kids for you. So stop torturing yourself...
...And forget Quarter Master also because from what I've read in your blog, he doesn't really have the maturity and sincere intention to be in a long-term relationship with you.
I know there's not many good men around nowadays, but trust me, they still exist. You just need to be a bit more patient until your path crosses with his:-)
Best of luck! (And no, you are not a loser for having your "no committment, no sex" principles. In fact, it just makes you even sexier in the eyes of gentlement)
Hi Nel,
I think he has a wrong perception of being "open minded"..You have style and you should set your rules and do not bother with what he or anyone would think. It is your life and you know what's best for yourself. No way , you are not a NERD instead SMART and BEAUTIFUL! Till then , take care . P/S: Men will say anything to get what they want..and
I am sure men would want to always benefit in whatever situation they are in. Just plain selfish I would say.
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