Just sharing with you a funny article, "An occasional sex column" that I came across in www.malaysiakini.com...
Question: Is it normal for a man to wake up and decide he does not like the look of his dick? Out of curiosity, is there corrective surgery that can change the way your willy looks? I’m not hankering after Dirk Diggler’s, but suddenly my dick looks like shriveled cucumber with weird veins. - Mr Shrivel
Answer: Elementary, my dear Mr Shrivel.
It’s plain ugly. Period.
Now repeat this many times.
You need to dispel all preconceptions about your willy. Unless one suffers from Narcissistic Personality Disorder (one of the symptoms being excessively pleased with his ‘thing’), the majority of men just don’t like how they look below the belt. This, in spite of millennium-old venerated reassurances that men were created out of the image of the higher-ups.
Even thinking of it as a kindred spirit of a cucumber is a little far-fetched. In terms of aesthetics, size, firmness, shape and functionality, it can never ever come close to a cucumber, shriveled or otherwise. So quit dreaming and don’t insult the humble sidekick of our nasi lemak.
- My dick has a complex
- Willy needs a shrink
To read the original article, click on the post title, "An occasional sex column."
Thursday, February 17, 2005
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Here a story that goes well with this post:
One cowboy was out riding when his horse reared, frightened by a rattlesnake. The cowboy took out his gun to shoot the snake. The snake stoped him, claiming that he is a magic snake and will grant him any wish he want. The cowboy pondered about it and asked that the snake turn his willy similar to this horse's private part. The snake agreed and told him that his wish will be effective early next morning.
As soon as the sun rose the next morning, the cowboy woke up, excited and swept away his blanket and looked between his leg. He screamed:
"Oh my God!!!! I forgot yesterday I was riding Nellie"
LOL :)
My dick doesn't look like a cucumber, but one time I fucked a girl in her ass and when I pulled it out there was a raisen stuck to the tip.
Yew!
Not yew, it actually tasted pretty good, thats how I knew it was a raisen.
funny story. i'll have to pass this one along to my fellow bloggsters. great blog!!!
That's funny. Genitals are strange things to look at though. Perhaps most of the mystery about them just stems from the fact that it's not something that's openly discussed.
what an odd story
PiKKeL WeeZeL, you're funny and sexually demented at the same time. But you're good appetite depressent indeed. Just thinking about that raisin, is urrgggghhh! I've just lost my apetite.
Dear Joseph Buckalew, thanks, a funny story is meant to be shared by bloggers. Do spread the humor!
Dear Miss Aida, I'm glad you like reading the story. Yup, you're right, genitals are strange looking and how many of us actually think too much of our genitals, apart from what it's meant to do?
I just thought it's interesting what a guy thinks about his own dick. Rather introspective, don't you think?
I thank you so much for sharing this.
Hugs, Zissy
You're welcome, my dear Zissy.
I gotta say this is one of most popular posts on my blog. Caught the interests of both boys and girls, men and women bloggers and browsers.
haha you have the same name as my boyfriend. but hell, this entry's hilarious!
i carn imagine the sight of a shrivelled cucumber dangling below if i were a man. gosh.
-serene@ http://xiaobudianz.diaryland.com
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